Medieval Diarrhea 

The worst diarrhea that you can possibly have. Usually caused by food poisoning or exposure to standing water, Medieval Diarrhea is a potentially life-threatening condition that has claimed the lives of countless medieval peasants and lords alike over the centuries. Symptoms include frequent watery and/or bloody diarrhea, stabbing abdominal pains and dizziness/fainting.

Seek medical attention if you develop medieval diarrhea.

Medieval Diarrhea by Detroitrockcity November 20, 2024

Medieval Torture 

If I DO have a brain worm then this is some kind of...

Hym "Medieval Torture! A very public Medieval Torture INSTEAD OF A TRIAL. Sounds like AOC. That's the voice I'm hearing. So... That's what you'll get if she's in change. I mean, I'm over here bringing forth AI Utopia (for a nominal fee) and stopping school shootings. And they are doing a Medieval Torture because they thought I wouldn't have any support. Be careful what you say online your politicians might Medieval Torture you to death! OoOoOoOo! Spooky. I'm sooooooooooo terrified. Heheheh..."

Medieval Torture by Hym Iam June 16, 2025

medievel

Da "middle ages" period when Robert Craig's ancestors performed daring stunts on horseback.

Da "Great Bobby K" described himself as da "last gladiator", so perhaps he did indeed have "medievel" forebears.

medievel by QuacksO August 13, 2025

Medjeet

Describes a man, of southern european, or broadly mediterranean descent, being overtly accommodating of northern europeans, in hopes of getting accepted.

Nord: "Lol, Spaniards/Italians/Greeks look like north africans."
Med1: "It's crazy what's happening in sweden! Hope it works out for them!"
Med2: "you're such a medjeet..."

Medjeet by GreatSaiyaman October 28, 2025

medie

Pronunciation: /ˈmɛdi/
Definition:
1. Being divided into two (duo) equal portions.
2. Split evenly into halves (metades).
3. Distributing something equally between two (duo) recipients.
4. Comprising half of an entire unit or amount.

Significance:
• It defines even divisions.
• It emphasizes symmetry and equality.
• It identifies balanced partitions.
• It avoids irregular pronunciations.
• It simplifies descriptions of bisection.
• It improves clarity in measurements.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "half."
Adverb: medie
Singular noun: metade
Plural noun: metades

Examples:
• "Dividing the pie medie ensured fairness."
• "Medie distribution of resources eliminates inequality."
• "Mathematics introduces the concept of medie splits."
• "Cookbooks recommend measuring ingredients medie for accurate recipes."
• "Symmetry in architecture reflects medie principles."

medie by Dmitrio January 28, 2026

Meddie

A South African slang term for a girl

That meddie is nca yoh

Meddie by Plot Master February 7, 2026

Medieval Deuce

Act of using the bathroom without electronic devices to pass time.

"Hey Mom, can I use your phone while Im going to the bathroom?"

"No, go take a medieval deuce."

Medieval Deuce by Krissybaby25 April 19, 2026