Meaty Swangers

Big ol' floppy tittays.

Look at that that broad over there with them big ol' meaty swangers!!

by TheAngryDrunk November 29, 2016

Meaty Calves

Unisex term referring to one's sexy calves. Their calves must be muscular and defined to fall under the category of meaty.

Person 1"Wow! Mr. Stockwell's has such meaty calves."
Person 2 "Oh my god! Yes he does."

by MWOODZ June 18, 2018

Meaty Play-Doh

When a girl finishes giving a blowjob, it could feel like Meaty Play-Doh in her mouth.

"My first time sucking dick was really weird, it felt like Meaty Play-Doh"

by juckoboi October 29, 2018

meatycrackwhore

An extremely fat whore. She is paid with steak and loves bondage games. She also has a HUGE boner.

I was fucking that meatycrackwhore and then her big dick popped out and knocked me out.

by Kitty tickled her dad and Won December 16, 2018

Meaty Heff

meaty heff

that birds a meaty heff

she was huge, a propa meaty heff

by HorHorOffical June 8, 2019

Meaty Pud

A low class, cheap pre-cooked meal. Usually consumed by a middle age celibate. Who works a dead-end, usually minimum wage job, in the darkness of his own rented suburban apartment. One pudding contains a mixture of unknown animal tissue combined with a damp, gelatinous outer exterior.

On his way home, Terry stopped by Poundland to pick up a 'meaty pud' to add some sparkle to a rather sad evening.

by Terry<3MeatyPuds November 6, 2020

Big Meaty Shanker

A huge, gross booger. One that is so stuck up one's nose that it frequently has to be picked out.

Man, I really feel like wiping this big meaty shanker on my boss's doorknob.

by Fucknuggetz August 26, 2017