mann vs machine

the tf2 gammode where you fight mother fucking robots

i love mann vs machine

by German dude August 1, 2018

money redistribution machine

A nickname that my overworked and institutionally derisive father used to give himself when he was feeling especially used and unappreciated.

Oh yes, let’s plan a fucking dream vacation from your oh-so-difficult lives while I - the money redistribution machine - goes straight to my wallet so “we” can fund it!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019

Internet Hat Machine

A device closely resembling the Internet Hate Machine, itself a device first described by Faux News as a machine in which internets are inserted, and hate is produced. As one can derive, the Internet Hat Machine converts internets into hats.

When I put lols into the Internet Hate Machine, I got lulz. But when I put lols into the Internet Hat Machine, I got silly hats only.

by loooooooooooooooooooongcat May 21, 2008

Pretty Hate Machine

A term for an angst-filled youth who tries too hard to look the part of a rebellious teen. Also the name of the first Nine Inch Nails album.

Nice anarchy jersey, aren't you a little pretty hate machine.

by sirselfdestruct November 27, 2005

republican attack machine

The well-documented process by which the Right in America, who control of much of the American Media (see Rush Limbaugh, Fox News, Liberal Media)hypocritically attack a liberal (see Bill Clinton) for something that would go unnoticed if a conservative had done it, all the while downplaying any piece of news that is unfavorable to their agenda.

Bill clinton is an immoral liar. "But I didn't inhale." Puh-leese!
Why should George W. Bush have to answer accusations about his former coke-habit?

by Andy September 14, 2003

ATM machine

Abbreviation Ass To Mouth Machine. Not to be confused with an Automated Teller Machine, which would be redundant. An Ass To Mouth Machine will, for a fee deducted from your card, perform the obvious sexual service.

No man, look for the sign that says ATM, not ATM Machine. The ATM Machine will just sodomize you and take your money.

by 23049857234 October 19, 2008

Atm machine

A machine that makes Automated Teller Machines.

That ATM machine was made by an expensive machine.

by BDavidM July 19, 2016