Satanic torture used by teachers. Invented by satan himself. Math stands for "misery and tiring hatred"
It's just a bunch of fucking numbers! Why would we need to use this? fucking cryptic useless piece of satan-invented shit math is.
It's just a bunch of fucking numbers! Why would we need to use this? fucking cryptic useless piece of satan-invented shit math is.
Teacher: Okay, we're going to do some math.
Me: Uhh, i have to go to the bathroom.
Teacher: Okay, take a hall pass
Me: *stays in the bathroom the whole class, after all, teacher can't give me detention for being constipated*
Me: Uhh, i have to go to the bathroom.
Teacher: Okay, take a hall pass
Me: *stays in the bathroom the whole class, after all, teacher can't give me detention for being constipated*
by Chazm666 July 23, 2010
The study of numbers.
Any math besides statistics that you learn after seventh grade is just there so they can have some math to teach you. Nobody gives a shit about the quadratic formula. Hell, you won't even use that for engineering! All I can think of using anything above seventh grade for is a math teacher.
Fuck math
Any math besides statistics that you learn after seventh grade is just there so they can have some math to teach you. Nobody gives a shit about the quadratic formula. Hell, you won't even use that for engineering! All I can think of using anything above seventh grade for is a math teacher.
Fuck math
by Nickodemus Bartholomew September 23, 2008
Gate Way to hell
Lucifers Son
Satan's MOM
But seriously whom ever came up with it must've been angry at the world..
Lucifers Son
Satan's MOM
But seriously whom ever came up with it must've been angry at the world..
"Aye i got this idea, lets make this thing called math, have them add numbers together, and as they get older ADD LETTERS, They gon be mad as shit LOL"
by Panda F'n Bearr March 06, 2015
by Mac___Carzy September 09, 2010
A very hard and stressful subject, which our evil teachers make us learn, and if we don't, we're automatically failures to everyone around us.
Everyone knows that the "m" in "math" stands for MURDERING.
Everyone knows that the "m" in "math" stands for MURDERING.
Math-Student that failed: SH!t! I FAILED. AGAIN. MY DAD IS GONNA KILL ME.
Another math-student that failed: FUCK. I KNOW! SAME HERE.
Another math-student that failed: FUCK. I KNOW! SAME HERE.
by Final Fantasy DUNDUNDUN November 09, 2011
Shit you learn in school that wastes your time because you will never use it again. Shitty education system, so fucking inefficient.
Teacher in a Trigonometry class: How many of you are math majors?
1 out of 36 students raises his hand. Thanks for wasting everyone else's time.
1 out of 36 students raises his hand. Thanks for wasting everyone else's time.
by dashizwiz July 26, 2010
A mate that knows exactly how to please your body. They
know just what to do and how long to do it and if there is ever any sex outside of the relationship then the 'math' is altered.
know just what to do and how long to do it and if there is ever any sex outside of the relationship then the 'math' is altered.
by icould August 20, 2011