Mattress Queen

A woman who is known to sleep around alot, that she is always on her back on the bed.

Doreen the mattress Queen likes to go steady with the footy team

by Glenn Griffiths August 30, 2006

walking mattress

A female military member that sleeps her way to promotions.

"Did you hear? That chick got promoted again for sleeping with a Staff NCO."
"That girl is such a walking mattress."

by marineseverywhere March 4, 2012

Hit The Matresses

Often used by a mobster. "Hitting the matresses" is a term used during a mob-war. When two families or mobs are feuding, they battle it out by whackin' each other. "Hitting the matresses" is known as going into hiding. Usually finding an unknown, empty house, room, or appartment and sleeping on just a single matress.

It's getting rough, Sonny's already thinkin' of hittin' the matresses and we've only whacked a guy.

We need to hit the matresses before this shit gets outta' hand.

by TonyTheBoss June 18, 2009

Squaddy mattress

A Lady, Woman or Girl that thinks it's a turn on to fuck all of the british army whilst on a night out. The Squaddy Mattress earn their keep by getting free drinks from the from the unsuspecting soldier in return for back ally action.

"Lets get out of here this place is full of Squaddy Mattress's"

by Theblackbridge February 1, 2010

Middleburg Mattress

a nasty, slutty, female residing in Middleburg, Florida that engages in many sexual acts with many males.

The sluttiest girl in Middleburg, Florida is considered the Middleburg Mattress.

by urgerburger April 7, 2011

mattress

Model/Actress who has been paid to do neither.

I'm going to an industry party tonight, should be full of mattresses...

by greasypeaches August 8, 2006

bank of mattress

Keeping your money under your mattress because it is the cost-effective and economy-proof solution.

'Hey man, want to go to the store?'
'Yeah sure, I've just got to make a quick withdrawal from the bank of mattress.'

by peirateis August 8, 2009