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Maroon Splatoon

My period came at work and I soiled my bottoms, I had a Maroon Splatoon
by BookofKane January 8, 2024
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Making Maroon

The act of unprotected anal sex where faecal matter is left on the penis, which is then inserted into/ slapped against an open wound on any part of the body. The wound can either be pre-existing or inflicted on your partner(s).

Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead
"Hey babe, do you wanna try 'Making Maroon' tonight?"
by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024
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Maroon Hairy J

Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.

MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.
Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025
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