maroon

an ugly color, not to mention a horrible teacher and a terrible person. maroons are lazy, rude, mean, fat, ugly, and overall unpleasant.

maroons dislike children of every variety. yet, they take the easy way out by becoming a teacher because it's an easy job. tenure saves their asses.
"teacher" being the key word - in order to be a "teacher" one would have to TEACH.

NOBODY LIKES A MAROON.

A MAROON LIKES NOBODY.

NOTHING CAN BE AS BAD AS A MAROON!

by Erunn July 11, 2010

maroon

first heard as a descriptor (or more precisely: "word picture") of fone-bone, a loveable character from the golden era radio comedy; "fone-bone's folly".

Maroon (n.): One who wears hushpuppies brand or styled footwear and engages in pedophilic tendencies including autoerotic gratification in the presence of children.

"fone-bone, your a maroon!"

by Cortical Homunculus May 14, 2004

maroon flag

When it comes to toxic people, being maroon flagged is worse than being red flagged. A much more sinister color of flag, where as a red flag could be referring to suspicious or toxic behavior, a maroon flag can indicate criminal or downright disturbing behavior.

Kacey got busted for smuggling drugs into the country. That's a major maroon flag right there.

Being in prison means being maroon flagged by other people.

by Smagazine March 18, 2022

Maroon

Plan and simple, Its fucking purple.

Mitch: Hey Dave! My Nana loves your new purple car!

Dave: it's maroon you dick!

by Such a Dick May 6, 2014

marcoon

the marchetti family. the rare species of marcoon like to eat tofu, and ass. marcoons are also fond of sexual harassment. marcoon simon likes ugly girls, usually crackheads.

wow, did you see marcoon yesterday? yeah he was showings nudes of old girlfriends, silly little coon!

by marcoon slayer January 4, 2015

Maroon

A maroon is a guy who usually is cute and kind and has a six pack snd is fast and has great hair he also has brown eyes that you can stare in forever, he also has sexy brown skin.

Hey,do yo see Jake,Ben,Ellis and Maroon they mad cute

by Mforce66 October 3, 2018

Big Maroon

A homosexual rapper from the Waltham St Lawrence area of Berkshire. Beginning his career in the late 1990s, Big Maroon released the now-legendary EPs "Marooned in Men" and "Bigger then Mohammed" before using his tri-county notoriety to embark on a short-lived stint in London's west-end. The Andrew Lloyd-Wanker musicals "Aspects of Lust" and "Joseph and his amazing technicolour television" were lauded by critics as "the most exciting evidence yet that man has spawned a half-ape half-human creature that can dance and sing, albeit while dislocating improper joints and dribbling a bit". Big Maroon returned to rapping in 2005 with the entirely forgettable 5-track EP "Maroon Five". The demo was seen as an effort to get back on track and secure a major-label album deal, but hope was understandably quashed when EMI, BMG, Sony and Time-Warner all held a joint press-conference specifically to laugh at it.

He can now by found by googling the phrase "Biggathanjesus"

kid 1: Hey have you got that new Big Maroon CD?
kid 2: No my old ash-tray is still cool
kid 1: No i mean have you listened to his new shit?
kid 2: oh well i heard him on 1-xtra but from the sounds of it, they ran the accoustics of male-to-male passion through a god-damn interpreting machine and then pissed on the speakers
kid 1: I thought it was alright?
*kid 1 is instantly gutted with a crow-bar in an unrealistically violent fashion*

by Lord Ade of Adeington April 2, 2007