malnutritioned

Malnourished, underfed.

"Miss, I poor. I malnutritioned."

by andy919 April 23, 2007

Make-up malfunction

When a prep girl forgets to put on make-up. With it, they appear to be gorgeous. Without it, it’s a completely different story.

Prep girl: Hi, Mike
*Mike see’s normally hot prep girl who forgot make-up*
Mike: WHOA! DUDE! MAKE-UP!
Prep girl: *blushes with shame because of make-up malfunction*
Other prep girl: You ugly whore
Mike: She’s right, I’m going to the prom with HER now…haha, bitch
*They beat the shit out of prep girl for violating the natural laws of ugliness and proceed to have sex on the gymnasium floor*

by Steagles June 11, 2006

Mahout

Mahout is defined as being a person who drives, takes care of and controls elephants. Traditionally, life-time or career mahouts were knowledgeable, highly experienced individuals well-versed in elephant-rearing skills. These were true masters with an intimate understanding of their 'wards'. Men who possessed an exceptional ability to communicate and control their elephants with simple verbal commands and touch. See also elephant-keeper and Cornac.

In India and Southern Asia each elephant is assigned a driver, called a mahout, who formes a bond with his particular charge for years.

by Dino March 11, 2005

Vaginal Malfunction

When your girl’s pussy is suddenly either too tight or too loose to properly fuck her.

“Did you have sex with Rebecca, man?”
“Yes, but it wasn’t good. She had a vaginal malfunction.”

by Dahlia A.N. March 11, 2019

wardrobe malfunction

A euphemism for tearing clothes off another person's body. Infamously used by Justin Timberlake during a super bowl halftime show where he tore the clothes of Janet Jackson.

Justin Timberlake intentionally caused a wardrobe malfunction.

by kryo June 22, 2004

malo mori qaum foedari

Latin for: Death Before Dishonor

the translation needs no example

by Ali SK August 29, 2005

malaury

A french girl who is very beautiful. She loves sunset and animals and she takes care of the people she loves.

This girl is so beautiful, It’s malaury

by malauryaulait February 6, 2017