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the russian manhandler

where a russian man dominates a goat by inserting the penis into the butthole of the goat, grabbing its horns, and fucking it so hard that it dies
Geez i am making all the goats go extinct by the russian manhandler.
by Michael2Fichael December 27, 2007
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Malandipity

Noun.

1) A propensity for making unfortunate discoveries while searching for something unrelated.

2) The specific moment when unfortunate timing coincides with irony.

3) A series of events that converge on an unfortunate outcome.

Other form: Malandipitous, adj.

Antonym: Serendipity
A man searches all around a parking lot for 20 minutes, and ultimately settles on a space extremely far from the venue. As he walks toward the front entrance, he sees an open parking space right next to the front door. This is a typical case of malandipity.
by Schematic23 August 31, 2010
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malandro

Person responsible for committing crimes such as drug dealing, murders, kidnappings, among other unlawful acts, all to show the wheel bearing area
Vacilandou is very malandro
by vacilandou June 29, 2014
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malana

malana is a bitch who loves flow.
by dontworryboutitbaby October 8, 2020
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Maleanizer

Girl who makes guys fall in lover with her but she just plays them.
-Female version of a womanizer
Jacqueline is a maleanizer, she's always got a guy or two wrapped around her finder(s).
by Maylor September 7, 2013
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manhans

An extreamly ugly girl that plays soccer. Has very nasty hair and muscle tits. she is also required to date a fat ass.
alex manhans likes to suck gooses chode after there sweaty wrestling match.
by wilson newell January 17, 2007
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mahany

a person with a superhot dad.
also, a person who is a nympho.
that mahany's dad is smokin.
by jonassss December 28, 2007
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