mapled

Being addicted to the game 'Maple Story', such that you lose touch with the human world. People in the advanced stage of being mapled will deny vehemently that they are not, and start calling people crazy for even suggesting such an inane possiblity.

"Dun do it!! Dun fall into the maple juz like her! She's one of the mapled already. A mapled mapler!!"

by eikaerc May 22, 2005

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Old Fart Mailer

When an old person responds to an email and blatantly gets stuff wrong in the reply, usually trying to sound proficient in the process.

(email to Old Fart Mailer) -

Hello Mr O Fart,

Your Internet service has been fully provisioned.

Thank you

Lauren

(email from Old Fart Mailer) -

Yes Hello Lorna, thanks for your offer but I do not want anymore copies of Readers Digest just the World Wide Web will do.

Yours Sincerely and Faithfully,

Mr Reginald O Fart

by That'll be the phone Reg December 6, 2006

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maggot mailer

Those who correspond with death row inmates. The maggot mailer is usually female.

Noora was Sean O'Brien's maggot mailer until he was executed by the State of Texas.

by Robertt November 20, 2006

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Mauled

To be eaten viciously

"Did you hear about the guy who was eaten by the grizzly at Yellowstone last week??"

"Yeah dude, he was his lunch! The bear totally mauled him!"

by JanisIanLesbian September 17, 2015

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Mailee

A legendary figure in the World of Warcraft. It's rumoured he is the best warrior the game has ever known, and possibly the best player that will ever play the game. He has reached rank 14, and also has a very large penis to impress the ladies.

Oh shit, it's Mailee, I heard he has a large penis and a rank 14 sword. I suggest we all run.

by Mailee April 30, 2006

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