by slovak mechanic October 18, 2008
Get the Boy M&Mmug. The horrifying, mutant breed of M&M's that have been transformed succeeding any time spent being held in a human hand.
Rick: Hey Jane, would you care for any M'M's? (Holding out an enclosed fist)
Jane: Why sure! That is so kind of you.
(As Rick starts to open his hand)
Jane: Wait a doggone second, do you expect me to eat those palm M&M's. Your half melted, color faded, shell cracked M&M's? Those slightly warmer than room temperature candies thanks to their recent close encounter with a human body? Shall I directly take them from you as they wantonly cling to your palm? Yeah, check yourself Rick.
Jane: Why sure! That is so kind of you.
(As Rick starts to open his hand)
Jane: Wait a doggone second, do you expect me to eat those palm M&M's. Your half melted, color faded, shell cracked M&M's? Those slightly warmer than room temperature candies thanks to their recent close encounter with a human body? Shall I directly take them from you as they wantonly cling to your palm? Yeah, check yourself Rick.
by pringleballs January 13, 2012
Get the Palm M&M'smug. by AbigHor April 19, 2010
Get the Mr. M&Mmug. by simplolsmh February 13, 2021
Get the brown m&mmug. M&M Party refers to the Republican Party and the two groups that support it. Millionaires and Morons! The Republicans only care about the richest 10% of the population and act accordingly. If you are not super rich and vote Republican you are in the moron faction of the M & M Party!
The big corporate execs are Millionaires and vote for the M&M party for the tax benefits, while Joe the Plumber represents the moron faction of the M&M party!
by Charles_U_Farley August 4, 2009
Get the M&M Partymug. by Quackitynotfoundwastaken April 13, 2021
Get the Brown m&mmug. a daddylicious red son a fucker. he can fuck right were you need to be fucked. his hard throbbing cock will be so warm in your mouth
by dxddy_louis January 28, 2022
Get the red m&mmug.