by RedBeardedDragon March 27, 2017
The LumberjackExpress is a 150 people HighSchool Marching Band in Richwood, WestVirginia. The school only has 200-300 student population. The Director Mr. Greg James who is now accomponied by Mr. Michael Fox who has taken the place of Mr. Gene Collins who left for a job recently. The Lumberjack Express dress in Bright Orange Jackets with wither White pants or Black with a OrangeandWhite Stripe down the side. TheLumberjackExpress has made special Features in DisneyLand, SixFlags, DollyWood, NiagraFalls, NewYorkCity and many other places around the UnitedStates. This is one of the biggest and loving families I've ever been apart of, even though I'm only a Freshman. The LumberjackExpress does care about you and you'll make the friends of a lifetime.
by FreshManClarinet2016 December 02, 2012
Middle-aged white man who wears flannels and ratty jeans with a fluffy beard and a rockin bod. Super chill but when you need him he can cut down trees to get to you. Smells like blasam pine, wood shavings and hard work.
by Dani the definer November 24, 2017
by Reverend W January 19, 2013
When you take one of your turds, freeze it, then insert it in someone else's ass so they can shit it out as well
by Ismashedurmom April 04, 2017
by Dub Sack All-Stars September 20, 2007
The act of fucking a girl from Sweden in the ass in front of a Denny's while watching Perfect Strangers reruns. Contrary to popular belief, this can be done anytime throughout the day, as Denny's serves breakfast all day long.
I was performing the Indonesian Lumberjack on Heidi when she began to sob about her recently deceased pet goat.
by cabbagelou October 07, 2009