Hillbilly lottery

When someone works at a job just long enough to be able to earn unemployment once they intentionally get fired

Why ain't Jed lookin' fer a job?

Didn' ya here...he dun an' hit the hillbilly lottery. Wal Mart gonna be payin' him fer a while.

by gigger06 August 29, 2010

Urban Lottery

The process of a group of friends/colleagues/family members etc. to search for the meanings of their names on UrbanDictionary.com. The "winner" of the Urban Lottery is the one who's 1st definition is the most positive.

My friends and I were on UrbanDictionary.com and I won the Urban Lottery!

by The Stott April 4, 2010

urinal lottery

When you're at a bar with your buddies and every time you take a piss you throw some change in the urinal and keep track of how much is in there until it disappears because someone dug it out.

Damn bro we we played urinal lottery last night and got $1.17 in the urinal before some sorry fucker dug it out of there.

by Annoi boi March 21, 2020

Fresher's Lottery

The lottery that every first-year university student is entered into when they are randomly assigned flatmates for their first year of accomodation.

Dude, I totally won the Fresher's Lottery! Check out my smoking hot new flatmate!

by happynoj February 1, 2010

won the lottery

Winning only $1.50, when you could have won $1,000,000.

Person 1: Hey, look, I won the lottery!
Person 2: Congratulations, how much did you win?
Person 1: $1.50!
Person 2: ...

by LouBlu08 April 11, 2021

Somebody's gotta win the lottery.

The act of WINNING at life.

How the hell did he get a girl so hot? Well, somebody's gotta win the lottery.

by Ajkert May 8, 2014

Newfie Lottery

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!
Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

by wopalicious July 13, 2009