Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

From the Playbook written by Barney Stinson.

An alternate personality of Barny Stinson (How I met your mother) that helps him become a (Fake) world renowned billionaire.

Yo you see Barny go all Lorenzo Von Matterhorn on dat girl?

by RomeAngel March 09, 2011

a sam lorenzo moment

When you do something embarrassing in front of people you don't know well enough for it to be funny

I had a Sam Lorenzo moment during my presentation in class today when I messed up and no one laughed.

by Hdf121 December 10, 2015

lorenzo M H

My best friend :)! Super nice, fun, funny, honest, trustworthy, etc. Such a good friend!

“Yo lorenzo M H is my best friend!”

by H A L July 03, 2022

Big Lorenzo-Energy

Per definition the opposite of Big-Dick-Energy because Lorenzo, as we all know, only has an one-inch-penis.

That's some major big Lorenzo-Energy here

by CoeurDeSoleil June 29, 2019

Lorenzo Stroke day

A day for all Ken Carson supporters to take a day off of work and stroke their hearts out! It specifically references “Lorenzo” as that is one of Ken Carson’s #1 fans alias. He is the best stroker out of all Ken Carson’s small community of fans.

Man I can’t wait to stroke on Lorenzo Stroke Day, I won’t even have to work so I can focus on getting premium strokes!

by Luvvdizzy December 27, 2023

Lorenzo Rey

Character from Shadowhunters the series

We call him "Pferdeschwanzheini"
Pferdeschwanzheini = ponytail heini (heini is a random word for dude or guy)

me: Did you see Pferdeschwanzheini in the episode last night?
other fan: (confused look) Who is Pferdeschwanzheini?
me: Ouuuuh thats Lorenzo Rey

by ShadowAngel1 June 08, 2018

squeefy lorenzo spyman

an intoxicated male of the brown skin colour who talks constant sexual shit

You heard about martin after lastnight he was called the *squeefy lorenzo spyman*

by TrueStrike May 06, 2024