Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

From the Playbook written by Barney Stinson.

An alternate personality of Barny Stinson (How I met your mother) that helps him become a (Fake) world renowned billionaire.

Yo you see Barny go all Lorenzo Von Matterhorn on dat girl?

by RomeAngel March 25, 2011

a sam lorenzo moment

When you do something embarrassing in front of people you don't know well enough for it to be funny

I had a Sam Lorenzo moment during my presentation in class today when I messed up and no one laughed.

by Hdf121 March 18, 2016

lorenzo M H

My best friend :)! Super nice, fun, funny, honest, trustworthy, etc. Such a good friend!

“Yo lorenzo M H is my best friend!”

by H A L July 2, 2022

Big Lorenzo-Energy

Per definition the opposite of Big-Dick-Energy because Lorenzo, as we all know, only has an one-inch-penis.

That's some major big Lorenzo-Energy here

by CoeurDeSoleil June 29, 2019

lorenzo

my bf fuck off nerd hes mine

lorenzo i love u

by kysmofo69 November 22, 2021

Lorenzo Tantalo

Describing an Italian-American male with extraordinary rizz abilties.

Ex. “Hey Paul, did you see Tony talking to that broad? What a loser”
“Yeah, who does he think he is, Lorenzo Tantalo?”

by Vito Spatafore February 5, 2023

lorenzo

the most amazing bf you can ever have, he is the sweetest boy you will ever meet even tho he’s weird sometimes

“hey do you know lorenzo”
“yeah he’s chloe’s bf”
“wow he seems so cool”

by ~chloe~ September 22, 2021