Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

From the Playbook written by Barney Stinson.

An alternate personality of Barny Stinson (How I met your mother) that helps him become a (Fake) world renowned billionaire.

Yo you see Barny go all Lorenzo Von Matterhorn on dat girl?

by RomeAngel March 25, 2011

a sam lorenzo moment

When you do something embarrassing in front of people you don't know well enough for it to be funny

I had a Sam Lorenzo moment during my presentation in class today when I messed up and no one laughed.

by Hdf121 March 18, 2016

lorenzo M H

My best friend :)! Super nice, fun, funny, honest, trustworthy, etc. Such a good friend!

“Yo lorenzo M H is my best friend!”

by H A L July 2, 2022

Big Lorenzo-Energy

Per definition the opposite of Big-Dick-Energy because Lorenzo, as we all know, only has an one-inch-penis.

That's some major big Lorenzo-Energy here

by CoeurDeSoleil June 29, 2019

squeefy lorenzo spyman

an intoxicated male of the brown skin colour who talks constant sexual shit

You heard about martin after lastnight he was called the *squeefy lorenzo spyman*

by TrueStrike May 6, 2024

Lorenzo

Says give me my click

Lorenzo: GIVE ME MY CLICK BITCH!

by Hogriderr420 December 15, 2025

Lorenzo

The god of macking. Shatterer of cervixes. 99% overall in 2k22

Lorenzo fucked my girlfriend last night and I'm actually kind of happy about it.

by Farkan June 6, 2022