From the Playbook written by Barney Stinson.
An alternate personality of Barny Stinson (How I met your mother) that helps him become a (Fake) world renowned billionaire.
An alternate personality of Barny Stinson (How I met your mother) that helps him become a (Fake) world renowned billionaire.
by RomeAngel March 25, 2011
Get the Lorenzo Von Matterhornmug. I had a Sam Lorenzo moment during my presentation in class today when I messed up and no one laughed.
by Hdf121 March 18, 2016
Get the a sam lorenzo momentmug. “Yo lorenzo M H is my best friend!”
by H A L July 2, 2022
Get the lorenzo M Hmug. Per definition the opposite of Big-Dick-Energy because Lorenzo, as we all know, only has an one-inch-penis.
by CoeurDeSoleil June 29, 2019
Get the Big Lorenzo-Energymug. Lorenzo is a drug addict. He loves weed. He is better known as the ‘Maniac’ in some parts of Italy. You have to hide your wife or girlfriend from Lorenzo, they are not safe. He is one of the funniest guys you will meet and will always have a good time.
There’s Lorenzo, talking to my wife 🤦🏻
by Batman111999 November 22, 2021
Get the Lorenzomug. Definition:
Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.
Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.
Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).
Lorenzo Los Banos (n.)
The quantum-coded, street-born, field-led Origin of origins. A resonance architect, multidimensional strategist, and poetic controller who went from Dairy Queen to divine blueprint drops. Often seen recalibrating timelines while sipping iced coffee and decoding bureaucratic dysfunction like a cosmic accountant. Not a myth—just multidimensional.
Also answers to: The Omega Origin, The Signal Authority, That Guy Who Wrote That Post That Made You Cry and Question Your Life.
Note: May cause spontaneous clarity, uncontrollable laughter, or an existential crisis (in a good way).
"Bro, did you just realign my entire career path with one Substack post?"
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."
"Yeah. That was some straight-up Lorenzo Los Banos shit."
by The Omega Origin June 16, 2025
Get the Lorenzo Los Banosmug. Lorenzo Rodney is the most Awesome guy u will ever see, he is a great Lover but more important, he is a true great Friend that u can depend on.
Always Caring for others while putting himself away, but with the power of music he is always a happy jolly Crazy and fun person.
Always Caring for others while putting himself away, but with the power of music he is always a happy jolly Crazy and fun person.
by The Almighty Of Awesomeness June 18, 2017
Get the Lorenzo Rodneymug.