Lockdown #3

When British Prime Minister Boris announces another bloody lockdown

“Why the fuck has Boris done a lockdown #3??!?!” - Literally everyone in England now

by MoonPhoenix January 5, 2021

Lockdown

A thing that is still going and is really annoying and is being caused by idiots who can’t seem to grasp the concept that staying inside for another week is much better than sneaking out to a giant party at night and singlehandedly extending it by another month.

Jake: Man lockdown is really getting annoying now, I wish it would end.
Felix: Well it would if those idiots stopped being stupid.

by Avracadabra August 18, 2021

lockdown besties

the worlds best group chat. they will make you laugh, cry, smile and much more. they also have the ability to cancel anyone under the sun. make fun of one member and you can be kicked out in one minute, or if someone outside of lockdown besties makes fun of a member, you should sleep with one eye open as ldb hold the most power in the world. don’t mess with lockdown besties.

person one: hey did you hear about that group chat?

person two: which one? lockdown besties?

by bockdownlesties March 19, 2023

Mar-A-Lockdown

1) The euphemistic name for Donald Trump's Florida members-only resort, when the President is on site.
2) A term applied to any pleasant place under high security, lockdown, or restriction.
3) Should Trump face indictment or civil charges of misconduct and face house arrest, Mar-A-Lockdown takes on a new meaning.

Once the office building metal detectors arrived, restricting visitor progress in the main lobby, it was Mar-A-Lockdown in full force.

by NOJOPDX December 19, 2018

dd lockdown

dick down lockdown

"Finally free from dd lockdown 🙏💯"

by Tankeersz July 8, 2023

lockdown fever

Suffering mental and/or physical issues due to being under lockdown.

Man, she's really got lockdown fever this week. She's called me six times in two hours.

by TimTaiwan March 23, 2021

facebook lockdown

When a person on facebook has ALL of their privacy features enabled allowing you to only send a friend request and MAYBE see their profile picture. You can do nothing else with them if you are not their friend.

Man, Mr. Higgins has his facebook lockdown! I was forced to send him a friend request just so I could see the status he told me about today!

by cutdicklover December 20, 2010