laffations

a word used to describe uncontrollable or extremely excessive laughter

techer: sean stop your laffations
Sean: hahaha no im a douche bag and imma run my mouth for an hour

by i9dave May 9, 2008

loafis

something of a curdy or loaf like substance

Kelb:I made a meat loaf, corn cob casserole!
Care:I'd say thats quite loafis if i do say so myself.

by Cawa Le Loaf de Corned Beef July 14, 2010

loaf cover

The first slice in a bag of bread, usually the heel or first one or two slices, that everyone reaches past to get to the fresher ones as the bread gets eaten.

Awww, damn, I wanted a sandwich but we're down to just the heel and the loaf cover!

by ttaz4dqm September 26, 2010

loafcat

A person who consumes too much alcohol, often with food. An anagram of "fat alco".

Last night I drank 15 pints and then went to KFC. You loafcat.
Any more of these cocktails and I'll be a total loafcat.

by UrbanBiochemist July 26, 2015

Laffoonery

Complete and utter non-sense, no purpose or direction.

A person who is ignorant and without reason.

"I'm not dealing with this laffoonery today."

"His Laffoonery is unbearable."

by ABC12# January 23, 2019

Laffy Taffy Reach Around

When your hitting it from the back, and your balls reach around and give the clit a little love tap. Causing slight discomfort for the male specimen.

Mom... I'm sorry last night my balls kept giving you that Laffy Taffy Reach Around.

by YurthiPoo December 28, 2019

loaf child

A person, usually young, who is generally useless, lazy, or just little dumb

This is a great light hearted insult, honestly.

From Sam O' Nella- the Dumbest rags to Riches Story- "...But occasionally, RNGesus will smile upon some slobbering loaf child..."

by LoafChild74 January 7, 2021