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Marker lightsaber

The thing that every first grader in the world has made. 5-7 markers connected together to form a lightsaber that has a 100% chance to break in the next minute and if it doesn't then you're trying to hard to keep it together.
Jimmy: Look at my marker lightsaber
Luke: That's so cool
*lightsaber breaks into 5 pieces*
Jimmy: *cries*
Luke: *laughs*
by Fish of the stix October 30, 2021
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Black Lightsaber

When a hoe does not want to leave ur bed (or an annoying douchebag, etc) and you're busy or sumthing you get consent from botha there parents and then ask them to go under the bedsheets with ya.' However instead of proposing to them you stick your middle finger up your ass and flip them the bird and watch them run away from your "Black Lightsaber."Works like a charm it does. However if they manage to work around the black lightsaber then you gotta propose later that night, because holy moly thats a keeper. Luv.'
Person 1: Aye yo i had a rough night last night i was dealing with a sexual partner dat' did'nt wanna' l eave my pad and so sorry im late.
Person 2: Aye yo you shoulda given them dat "black lightsaber!"
Person 1 and Person 2 roll on the floor and laugh their asses off
by MicNOTMac January 11, 2023
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Annefranklover69 vs Mr. Clock lightsaber dual part one

Im betting Mr Clock will win. Updates soon!
I cant wait to see the Annefranklover69 vs Mr. Clock lightsaber dual part one!
by Goomba420 March 30, 2023
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