Three Legged Dog

A druggie's filthy car with bad paint, dents and running on the mini spare tire.

When I saw the Three Legged Dog parked at the construction site, I knew the Meth Heads where stealing copper again.

by Park Modder January 20, 2009

Four Legged Alarm System

A large breed dog such as a German Shepherd, Rottweiler, Doberman, Pit Bull, etc. that will foil an attempt to burglarize your house by making a chew toy out of said burglar. Ninety Nine times out of a hundred, the sight and sound of the four legged alarm system on the other side of the door would be more than enough to deter a potential burglar into looking elsewhere for an easy target. The four legged alarm system can also double as a car alarm as well personal protection against muggers and\or rapists while walking alone in the dark. Highly effective when the four legged alarm system is given a junkyard dog name such as "Scraps" or "Tiny".

I live in a crummy neighborhood but I've never been robbed since I've been here, because I have a four legged alarm system, a 130 pound German Shepherd that barks and growls fiercely at anyone with dark skin that walks by!

by Jay Dog February 3, 2010

jelly legged

When some one gets hit so hard their legs buckle and eventually the reciever of the hit falls flat on his face.

Bob got jelly legged after Paul hit him for sleeping with his wife.

by ther00k May 24, 2005

Three-Legged

a term usually applied to the a person of the male gender. it refers to a male's word"third leg"
i.e., his penis
usually used in a derogatory sense

"I ain't gonna let no three-legged man get in the way of my fun!"

by Karyn October 7, 2003

Legged

Having your mom grind on your shin, calf or legs.

Jay couldn't text back because he was getting legged pretty hard

by Jay's mother December 29, 2019

two-legged cattle

See people and stampeding herds.

When people mindlessly do something without knowing any reason for doing it, they become like two-legged cattle.

by Downstrike September 12, 2004

three legged bird

Bizarre fetish. Where a slut takes three midget dudes. One in the ass, one in the pussy and one in the mouth. The inverse of Neptune's trident.

Dude 1: "Man I saw some weird porno. This dirty chick did three legged bird with three of the seven dwarves."
Dude 2: "That is sick. Lend me a copy."

by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007