Liesl

A real fine girl who goes to shady side. Pretty fine, even though she is kind of short. I would tap that in an instant. And everyone would agree. Real nice legs

Damn Liesl is fine. Who wouldn't get on that shit?!

by Bob Stewart January 22, 2008

Lies

A word shouted in disbelief responding to a statement which can not possibly be false or which has already been agreed upon. Often used in "Invader Zim", an animated television show.

A: I specifically remember taking it with me when I got out of the car...
B: It's not in the car.
A: LIES!!

by J Dogg October 15, 2003

Lies Tomorrow's Fate

A metal band from St.Louis possessing more talent in their taint (the area of the body located between the asshole and the nutsack) than a sweedish meth-whore's sloppy infected pussy.

Lies Tomorrow's Fate has a hot taint...

and by hot...I mean spicy hot!

by Valcarie February 6, 2010

i smell lies

I Smell Lies.. A word used when, well you smell lies

EXAMPLE

RICH BITCH: AND MY DAD GOT ME A CAR, BUT IM ONLY 14
AND HE SAYS I CAN DRIVE IT! WHERE EVER I WANT AND HE BRIBED THE POLICE SO I CAN GO AS FAST AS I WANT!!

ME:I SMELL LIES!

EVERYONE:ROAST!!

by jfkbrainspray July 7, 2009

Eli "Unbelievable" Lieberman

To be the steeziest guy in the entire world. Actually unbelievable. Makes the best burgers in town. Wakes up with at least 20 or more ladies in his bed a morning. Is a fantastic photographer. Never has a clean he-ba-roo (car). Often is found sleeping on a porch without blankets. Most commonly seen with a backwards hat and a certain amount of beard length. Eli also shreds the gnar, gnar, pow. pow.

"wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-what?" - Eli

"Eli! UNBELIEVABLE! This guy!!!" - some northeastern guy

"I wake up every morning and i'm just excited that i'm the tightest guy ever." - Eli

"But seriously dude...can i become as cool as you?"- rob
"nah man, unless your name is Eli "Unbelievable" Lieberman.

by princesslea24 February 1, 2008

liese

to be liese, you are to be amazing. can be used as a verb, noun or adjective. useful for trying to be subtle about a certain male/female you are talking about.

two males are conversing as a girl from their math class walks by,

male 1: did you see that girl over there?
male 2: yeah shes so liese, i wish she could be mine.
male 1: whats liese?
male 2: you know, amazing?

male 1: well i agree now, she is totally liese!

by t.brah June 21, 2011

Lies

Something said when you disagree with what happened.

Jebus was railed by RevStan.
Jebus: Lies!

by RevStan January 8, 2004