liblit

liblit = yitch, yitch = bitch, bitch = female dog, female dog = vagina, vagina = sex, sex = human, human = earth, earth = universe, universe = god, god = creator of everything. so in short saying liblit gives you control over EVERYTHIN

It's like, the teacher asks you to write a summary on our world today. One word answer- LIBLIT.

by TheAwesomeLink January 19, 2014

Eyball LibO

Allowing your eyes to wonder. Looking at women.

Used as military slang. LIbO is short for "Liberty." Liberty is an official term for time off in the military (similar to leave). When one's eyes are supposed to be straight ahead in formation, looking around is called "putting your eyeballs on liberty." Drill instructors or unit leaders will often become very upset when this happens.

Also used when not in formation as a joke or colloquialism.

OOHHHHHH, GOOD TO GO THERE RECRUIT!!! YOU JUST WANT TO BE ON EYEBALL LIBO. You'll pay.

Hey man, lets go to the beach for some Eyball LibO.

by sfmc98 September 30, 2009

lielo

To give a false, exaggerated hello. Most commonly used between women.

Diana: OMG, HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN LIKE, FOREVER!
Jasmine: What's with the lielo?

by Charah February 24, 2009

Liborio

A pancake eatin' ass motha fucka.

Me and my friend went to the IHOP for some pancakes, but some Liborio beat us to it.

We better get some of these pancakes with the quickness before Liborio gets here.

I went to the grocery store for some pancake mix. But the shelve was empty, and there was a sign that said "Liborio was here"

by Li Fung Chang April 22, 2010

Libio

- the cause of sexual desires for the best looking Mitsutomi woman.

- an extreme release of testosterone within the bloodstream that create a steady, strong signal straight to the male home entertainment system.

- cause of the kickstand that keeps a male from rolling out of bed.

- A typo.

- "Dude, my libio was raging today, I peed on the ceiling"

- "Buttercup, please stop filling out that survery...my libio is calling your name."

- "I have a boner because of my libio. Simple as that."

by Icantbelieveitsnotbutteryum April 22, 2009

lilo bashing

On freenode IRC network, the act of senselessly finding fault in the administrator as a source of all your day's problems. Also known as Rob Levin Syndrome (RLS).

The server's down again? Argh, lilo!

I can't believe he beat my score again, it must be lilo's doing.

If only lilo would stop global noticing the server for donations, we could get back to wasting company time without interruption. lol

Hey if you two could quit lilo bashing for a minute, maybe this wouldn't be a problem.

by Eric Shattow September 21, 2006

liblogical

The opposite of logical. To throw reason and the expected result into the trash and then argue that the person that is arguing logically is either a racist or a conservative. Not to be confused with libtard.

Sally, a liberal college student with wealthy east coast parents, was being liblogical when she argued that the massive growth of the Antarctic ice sheet was caused by "Global Warming". Only a disciple of Al Gore, the "inventor of the Internet", could possibly associate increases in Arctic ice with global warming.

by fc4296 November 22, 2014