A layin ass nigga is a person who lies, cheats and steals their way through life. A LAN will smoke a pipe of crystal meth in front of anyone and eagerly try to convince them they are “real” and telling the truth. A LAN will also shuffle for weed if they have to. A LAN can be male or female and any ethnicity or race. A LAN might have a job, or they might not, but nobody will ever know because 99% of the time LAN’s are liars.
“What up wit ‘B?’” “Oh, he’s living with his old lady again.” “Damn…. He lost his job, lost his ride, lost his girlfriend… he a Layin Ass Nigga makin’ her pay for his shit.” “She’s a Layin Ass Nigga cuz she pays for his layin' ass.
by FabulousDarkness August 10, 2016
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Stacy walked into the room and said,"Bill! What are you doing?" Bill looked down and saw he was Layin nice , he was proud!
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It was awful, I bent down to collect my travel shampoo and a moon landing occurred with a complete stranger .
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