Lapscaping

verb trans. to improve the aesthetic appearance of the pubic region by grooming, trimming, shaping, or altogether waxing bald, said area. (landscaping for laps)

Damn, Mary, that's the biggest bush I've ever seen. For the love of God, get the hell over to Aveda and get some lapscaping before we go on vacay.

by Holly M S July 4, 2010

Lapscock

The opposite of capslock; that is, never capitalizing anything, even when to do so would be gramatically correct.

Often used by teenage girls and lazy people, can be seen accompanied by letter abuse.

hey guys, i got held up by luke. i'll be there soonnn!

sorry for the lapscock, my shift key is broken.

by Gypsydiver December 7, 2010

Laporta Slap

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.

Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.

That Laporta Slap was the slap heard round the world. The squirt John Cala will never recover from that Laporta Slap. He’ll probably still be in denial, talking about how it didn’t even hurt 15 years later.

by Verostoria January 22, 2022

Flippin' Laps

This occurs when you are driving around in a circular motion. Usually it occurs in small towns.

To flip laps you start at a starting point, usually a parking lot. From there you drive a few blocks, anywhere from 3-12. Then turn left or right, and keep turning that direction until you are back on the road you started on and return to the start point. This is a lap! Now continue doing this and you will be flippin' laps and all your friends will know it!

by Nickerbug May 4, 2010

midnight laps

Engaging in sexual intercourse between the hours of 1 and 4am.

Can also apply to sex occurring within 3 minutes of waking up from an REM sleep.

"Yo Johnny, that's your 3rd cup of coffee before 10am, what gives bro???"

"Damn man, ran some midnight laps with the lady last night, never caught my second wind"

by Jrockwhc June 29, 2012

Lagos cab

Name given to unlicensed mini-cabs in London. Often found hanging around pubs and clubs in the early hours of the morning. Not as safe as the official London cab, but a lot cheaper. Standard practice that the passenger has to give directions. Also usual for the fare to be agreed in advance only for driver or passenger (usually both) to dispute said fare when being dropped off.

Fuck it, we've missed the night bus, let's sort out a Lagos cab.

by Royston September 16, 2008

Laos

A small landlocked country in Southeast Asia, bordering Thailand to the west and Vietnam to the east. Also one of the last 5 remaining communist countries. Known for being the most bombed country in the world (Vietnam war).

Laos is a extremely beautiful country with its waterfalls and mountains.

by Serbian_Ops’95 December 27, 2018