Lampshade

Lampshade: kinky sex.
Lameshading: To have kinky sex.

Jill: What would you like to do after dinner?
Alex: Figured we could take a long walk on the beach, while watching the sunset go down. Then afterward we could lampshade.
Jill: You're such a dork, can we just skip to the lampshading?

by Mikes like woah August 18, 2008

Lampshading

The act of placing a cup (usually a red solo one) on the end of your penis and pretending it's a lamp.

My man Daquanial was lampshading at my sisters house.

by ExtraSucc July 28, 2017

retard skin lampshade

3 bizarros made this word up.

u wouldnt understand

by rachel August 20, 2003

lampshade digestor

1. Any male or female with a mouth shaped like a lampshade, circular and thin at the back but gradually getting wider.
2. Any male or female which can fit their mouth over Jade Goody's pussy and keep it there.

My brother is a real lampshade digestor.

by TK`Devourer March 17, 2003

lampshade

dumb...can't be used effecently

OMG...this book si so lampshade!!

by Joell December 9, 2003

lampshade

dumb slut, will do anything sexual without thinking about it. called lampshade cause she doesn't have a brain beneath the hair.

i told her i have herpes and the lampshade still gave me head in the alley.

by kingofpain October 14, 2007

lamaspazmonicle

A large, green animal that resembles a lama except has large horns, a high pitched voice, and breathes fire.

Craig: "Omfg what is that?!"
Tiff: "Duhh it's just my pet lamaspazmonicle Rupert."
Craig: "Oh..well then my bad."
Tiff: "Yeah it's cool."

by Viktor Krevchenko November 7, 2008