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zipper ladder

When someone climbs the corporate ladder through sexual means.
"She is too dumb for that job, obviously she's climbing the zipper ladder."
by roxygirl541 September 30, 2008
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pleasure ladder

An imaginary ladder in which you rank the pleasures of life.
Ice cream ranks higher than sex on my pleasure ladder
by Drivel January 7, 2014
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Ladder or Lemur

An idiom that describes how one gets through a situation: either by getting external assistance (ladder) or "climbing" out of it unassisted (lemur).
Sometimes, when life gets hard, you only have two choices: ladder or lemur.
by LadderOrLemur June 13, 2018
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dairy ladder

A sexual act by which a gentleman titty-f***’s a large breasted woman who is lactating while her breasts are full. The leaking milk is the only lubricant used. The gentleman makes aggressive cow noises while the woman spanks and scolds him with phrases such as “You filthy cunt!!” and “Down Bessie!”
Dude, I totally climbed the Dairy Ladder with Tiffany last night.
by Stenlee May 23, 2018
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thrill ladder

constantly doing increasingly dangerous or stupid things to achieve the feeling of excitement or thrills
Water skiing was one thing, but when Urwe decided to swim with the sharks, he just moved up a rung on the thrill ladder.
by Winged Panther March 19, 2017
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Ladder Greaser

An individual who attempts to climb the Corporate Ladder, by sleeping with their boss, and then files sexual harassment charges, but their hands are slippery from doing it the wrong way, so they slide back down.
Yeah, Monica's law suite against her boss Dave for sexual harassment got dropped, because they found an email from her asking him to bend her over in his office....She's now working in the mail room. I now think she is trying to sleep with her new boss Kyle, to get promoted. This will be number three, that Ladder Greaser!
by LeeezaNaarooon October 16, 2009
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horizontal ladder

"The teen who rejected James Franco had no concept of the importance of climbing the horizontal ladder."
by pasha sasa April 14, 2014
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