A person who may have extreame self worth issues and my lie about what they know, like lying about knowing how many volts a battery holds and only mention it after the information is found in order to always have the right answer. And may as well put down/ sabotage friends in order to make them appear more mature.
Wait, Kristian you knew that my alternator was what was wrong with my car all along how come you didn't say anything?
by GuyManDudeHomosapian May 19, 2022
kristian is the type of person to want to have sex with his closest friends and record it while jerking off, but kristian isn’t only a faggot he is also a dumb unintelligent fuck that likes to get pipped down by middle aged men that live in basements.
by the Nigga that fucked yo girl February 18, 2019
Kristian mostly called Kris, Kris is a funny and cool person on the outside but mostly dead on the inside. He hides this from everyone he knows because he doesn’t want anyone to worry about him. Because he doesn’t think he’s worth being worried about. But Kristian will be fine because he is a nigga and will thug shit out as he always does.
by A lost boy. November 23, 2023
Kristian also known as king savage is a very sexy human. He owns everyone on earth. People also think he is a god and everyone bows down to him and everyone worships him. He is truly the best king in the world
He is the man of your dreams! His body is so beautiful and his dick is soooooo big! He is funny and crazy but he is also cute lovely! He is only yours! Girls keep an eye on your Kristian and kill all girls who look at him! Never let him go! He is your future!
i love you Kristian
by weloveyou333 January 02, 2017
by HeheRobloxifuknowuknow November 23, 2021
Common name for SHORT people that either do drugs or shoot kittens for fun. Beware because they will go after your sister, if you have one and if you don't, they will make you one with their smol pp. Anyway a really fun guy that will call his BIG friends to fuck you up if you call him names.
by PetroFun November 25, 2021