Blp kosher

A aspiring Jewish rapper who actually makes good music

BRO BLP KOSHER IS SO FIRE🔥🔥

by msx6942390 February 25, 2024

Kosher Salad

A statement that explains how "ok" something is.

Person1: that is so not kosher salad!

Person2: so what? i don't care if its ok or not to hit bob in the face.

by pivotninja1337 June 16, 2009

kosher dildo

The act of inserting a Hebrew national hotdogs into one's orphice for sexual pleasure

Megan, being Jewish, could not wait for her kosher dildo after temple. She went to the store to find Hebrew national hotdogs. Kosher meat for a kosher girl, she said.

by Rtlm2007 December 14, 2023

Kosher

Legit
Approved
"Legally ok"

Gonna have to take a look at that to make sure it's kosher

Can I cut that close to the fence? Is that kosher??

by RudyTheNinja October 2, 2022

Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon

The tendency some books on Judaism have to connect every damn thing to Jews at some point. Because, you know, Jews aren't blamed for everything enough as it is.

Jewish cookbook: "Jews have been making slow-cooked Sabbath cholent for years in order to fulfill the commandments of the day. In the Netherlands, they cooked white beans, goose fat, and honey together and ate it on the Sabbath. When the Pilgrims came to the Netherlands, they adopted the recipe, since they followed the same Sabbath laws, only on Sundays. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they had no geese for fat, so they used pork fat. And they had no honey, so they used molasses. And thus, Boston baked beans were born."
Me: "This cookbook is playing a mean game of Six Degrees of Kosher Bacon."

by igm30001 January 25, 2017

Varsovian Kosher Shashlik

A sexual position that includes a Jewish girl getting spitroasted by a German and a Polish guy.

We gave our common friend a Varsovian Kosher Shashlik in order to strengthen our bond and celebrate our friendship. I love diversity.

by Ligmabalzz January 18, 2025

Kosher Entrance

Entering a home or establishment via a neighbours roof or fence. A signature move popularised by Jewish worshipers in Melbourne trying to circumvent illegal synagogue gatherings during lockdown.

Will: "Steve I didn't see you come in, when did you get to the party?"
Steve: "I made a kosher entrance around the back about 10 minutes ago."

by ArminTamzarian September 15, 2021