eco-kosher

Kosher food for the ecologically-correct!

Eco-conscious Orthodox Jews in NY, can be fequently seen at orgainc-food delis picking through eco-kosher food.

by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

The Kosher Butcher

The "kosher butcher" is a particular type of sex move whereby you slit a girl's throat while you fuck her doggy-style.

http://www.anarchistoutpost.com/2009/04/kosher-butcher.html

So I was deep dicking her brown eye, swinging her back and forth against me, and then I slit her throat. It's the kosher butcher because you have to drain the blood before you eat the meat.

by Cornelius Jannik Katt April 2, 2009

koocher

The inside of a monkeys asshole. Commonly used in the phrase: Son of a Monkeys Koocher

Occasionally used as a friendly swear word when a young child is around, so they will not pick up on regularly used swear words such as Fuck, Ass, Bitch, ect.

I dropped a cinderblock on my hand, it hurt like a Son of a Monkeys Koocher!

He is such a Son of a Monkeys Koocher...

by Monkeys Koocher July 22, 2014

kosher

When something isn't cool anymore |Wack or Lame| ))not in style(( unpopular

DUDE#1: Facebook is so Kosher
DUDE#2: Furreal

by diggydudedude March 16, 2015

kosher

A prep-school way of saying something is cool.

Dude, that Lacoste polo is so kosher.

by MAGDALENA July 16, 2003

Kosher Rasputin

The same as a normal raspution, only when it is kosher it performed in the home of a jewish person preferably during the holiday of Yom Kippur.

I gave the Wienstien place a kosher rasputin because that cheap bastard didnt tip me last week when I collected on my paper route.

by Don Everest April 7, 2005

reverse kosher

When your best friends do coke on your bathroom sink with your parents are home
Watery eyes and sniffy noses are the exact example of reverse kosher especially when your parents are home

Yo man wanna go do a reverse kosher upstairs in the bathroom
Yeah bro what do you think her parents are gonna say when they see your watery eyes and sniffy noses?

by the fam part one and two December 19, 2011