go fly a kite

1. Go away, you bother me.

2. That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.

1. Can I huh, huh? Can I, huh?
Go fly a kite!

2. The reason I know God is good is because if you take one of the Os out of "good", it spells "God". - Edith Bunker
Go fly a kite!

by Downstrike October 17, 2004

Human Kite

Where one male can insert his penis into another males anus, as the penis is inserted, the other male clinches his butt cheeks, bends over and runs. Imitating a flying kite.

He clinches my penis in his butt cheeks and bends over and starts to run, treating me like a "Human Kite".

by bremstone September 2, 2009

catch a kite

To obtain a note passed through the Jail or Prison by one inmate to another.

He will "catch a kite" tonight, and when he does, we better get his commissary money, or he can catch this shank.

by #TMI September 11, 2014

Flying the kite

to masturbate; typically used when referring to male pleasure.

His hands were tired after flying the kite all afternoon.

by Jersey girls October 13, 2012

Kipper Kite

RAF Slang
Coastal Command Aircraft which convoyed
fishing fleets in the North and Irish Seas.

"He's out on a kipper kite run today"

by Gari August 26, 2005

white kite

a white person who has the leaping ability to jump like a brother. they usually play basketball.

man have you seen that kid jesse wheeler? he was dunkin all kinds of ways, man he is the one and only white kite!

by paul garcia March 28, 2005

Fly as a Kite

When you are trying out a new style and you are looking sexy as hell.

Damn! That guy is rocking an ombre shirt with a pocket square. He is looking as fly as a kite!

by Pen15Pump April 23, 2015