kitchen face

A face unsuitable for the front of the house.

He wanted to be a bartender but got stuck in the back washing dishes because of his kitchen face.

by AETC October 1, 2013

kitchen thot

Someone who enjoys being a thot in the kitchen,twerking on potatoes,twerking on carrots, just loves ruining the kitchen with their thottiness.

Thomas:*is twerking in the kitchen*
Susan: omg thomas you're such a kitchen thot.

by SCAR!! February 11, 2019

Kitchen Gun

A gun that look like a Beretta m9 handgun that looks like its been dipped in chrome and can clean any dirty kitchen surface however it will destroy any thing it cleans

Hi i'm Derek bum and this is kitchen gun

by Haywire___ December 4, 2020

predators of the kitchen

those heathens which feed upon your forgotten feasts

can't go to bed until i secure the left overs from the predators of the kitchen.

by BPB 562 January 16, 2009

Deuce in the Kitchen

Expression used to denote or indicate a severe or critical situation arising.

We got a deuce in the kitchen! All our web sites are down and were losing a ton of money!

by Darth Chubb September 22, 2011

Put the beef in the kitchen

The act of making a basket ball into the hoop.BEEF stands for balance, elbows, eyes and follow through. Literally putting the basketball or da beef in the hoop is like putting beef in the kitchen.

basketball=beef
hoop=kitchen

Person 1: "Wow, Nolan Smith really got nailed by Dave Neal in the MD vs. Duke game last year!"

Person 2: "Yeah that was embarrassing but at least he can Put the beef in the kitchen when it comes down to it"

by pammyd February 26, 2011

treats in the kitchen

A call-phrase for initiating sex with another. Often this phrase is used by adults when minors are present.

Cheryl: "Hey honey, there are treats in the kitchen."
Peter: "Oh, ok, I'll be on my way".
(wink wink)

by Fistina July 18, 2007