Kernab

The feeling that you know you'll never amount to anything, and that in 500 years nobody will remember you no matter how important you were, lol

I feel Kernab, i am nothing in this little world, I'm simply a little speck in this universe.

by Big Bussin' September 23, 2022

kernetta

Kernetta is a person who is a freaky person has big lips and a nice body but can some times play the mind of a trickster

Hi my name is kernetta

by twinzhoe June 6, 2023

The kernel sander

Where you deep fry your dick before getting head and after nutting she says “it’s finger licking good”

George: Have you tried the kernel sander?
Kate: No
George: *dips dick in frying oil*
George: now give me head

by Ur brother a mother March 13, 2018

Emily Kerns

Emily is shy at first but after getting to know she’s very caring, funny, and an amazing friend. She is very beautiful and smart. Can be very crazy at times but that’s what makes her fun. Is very good at telling why mood people are in after a few minutes of bed ngnnear them. Trying to hide your emotions around her is a waste of time. She also hides her emotions not wanting to be hurt, or hurt others. Easily loved by many, though gets sad when she likes a guy and he doesn’t like her back. Often over looks potential relationships that are right in front of her. But no matter why she will be there for you, so don’t shut her out of your life.

Emily Kerns is such an amazing person

by He’s kind December 4, 2018

kernelchaser

A dirty buttpirate who chases kernels of corn that live in human feces.

richard simmons is a legendary kernelchaser.

by Legendary Films September 20, 2004

Kernel32

Also known as Kernel32.exe

A Floodnet Computer VIRUS that runs in the backround of your computer (as a process), and attempts to e-mail itself to your address book using Outlook.

James: Dude if you get any E-mails from me don't open them, I just found Kernel32 running on my comp.

Rick: Oooops...

by Sangre Viento May 19, 2005

Crotch Kernels

The inevitabely large amount of still edible popcorn that ends up in/ around your lap, crotch and surrounding area(s). Usually happens while watching a movie or TV and You are far too consumed with what is happening on-screen to notice what's falling out of your hands and/ or suckhole.

Is usually eaten when found, but is sometimes discarded on the floor with the candy wrappers.

1: Scott should pay attention to his food a little better, he's gonna have a mountain of crotch kernels to clean up.

2a: Dude, you just ate crotch kernels!
2b: So? They're mine!

by Dan "The Brucey" Murray August 13, 2012