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Keith Murray

1. A rapper, I don't know a lot about him because I am MUCH more interested in definition 2.

2. Lead singer and guitarist for awesome American indie rock band We Are Scientists Much adored by fans who can't help but squeal/shout Keeeeeeeeeeef! if they get the chance to see him. Is known to have a pancake ass as shown in the Crap Attack DVD, when his jeans fell down due to insufficient buttocks. Has so much power over his fangirls that one has even made a doll of him. The doll is called Keithdoll, the myspace URL is rather predictable. He (the human Keith Murray) is going grey despite only being 30 (at time of writing). He has a womanly waistline and a purdy voice.
1. WTF I was looking for that guy from WAS? Who the hell is this?

2. Ah. Perfection in one male. Thy name is Keith Murray of We Are Scientists.
by Avid WAS fan March 31, 2008
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keith richards

full-time walking corpse and part-time guitarist of the rolling stones
guy: mr. richards, that will be $800 for the whiskey, coke, and hooker.

keith richards: you take credit?
by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005
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Keitha

Pretty girl with great head on shoulders, very dependable and also good looking :)
Wow that Keitha is some smart cookie
by omen rd February 4, 2010
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Keith Buckley

Keith Buckley is the vocalist and lyricist of the band Every Time I Die. Basically, he's a singer, screamer, lyricist, writer, social commentator, English teacher, miscreant, karaoke enthusiast, Maury disciple, sex symbol, and masochist.
If you aren't Keith Buckley, don't bother talking to me.
by Call me Shoulders June 16, 2012
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The Keith Effect

A phenomenon that occurs when your friend's boyfriend is shittier than a homeless man on Ex-Lax and therefore makes anything your own boyfriend does look like Jesus walking on water in comparison. Inadequate in general, but especially in the bedroom.
Examples of the Keith Effect:

Girl: Oh, honey, you got me a burning bag of dog shit for my birthday? You're so sweet, unlike that Keith guy!

Girl: Oh, honey, you remembered my name! God you're wonderful!

Girl: Oh, honey, I'm so glad you've only cheated on me fifteen times; I heard that Keith guy cheated on his girlfriend a hundred.
by alittlebirdvacuum July 7, 2011
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keith david

Keith David starred in a wide variety of movies, like the well known movie "They Live" Where stupid hipsters took the OBEY sign and put it on their faggy douchebag hats. Also very well known for his role as the arbiter in Halo 2 and 3,Keith David is like a slightly less famous Morgan Freeman.
Keith David is love, Keith David is life.
by Mr.tay May 24, 2016
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keith harris jr

a cute kid with a big ass penis also he likes putting it in girls
keith harris jr is a cute kid with a big dick
by 123hjsks October 5, 2017
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