Slowbi Wan Kenobi

1. Sluggish drivers on the road that are wise beyond their years, but slow beyond all belief. They easily scare, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.

"Man, what took you so long to get here?"

"Sorry, I got stuck behind a couple of Slowbi Wan Kenobis on the highway."

by The_Naked_Snake November 20, 2015

Obi-Swan Kenobi

Acronym of “Only Best In Stat Wars And Nothing Kriffing Else, NObody Bashing It”

“I can’t stand The Last Jedi. Disney and Ruin have killed Star Wars”

“Obi-Swan Kenobi. We can’t be friends anymore buddy. You are one of those toxics always just trying to kill everyones buzz.”

by Jamjarito January 13, 2019

obi wap kenobi

when the pussy has the high ground

bro now i know why they call her obi wap kenobi

by niftypeach September 27, 2020

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Meme. Obi Wan is a fucking meme.

Just above to Shrek and Bully Maguire, Obi-Wan Kenobi is the God of Memes.

by nubnerd24 November 28, 2020

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Space-Jesus

Guy 1: Man.. I am so religious
Guy 2: Really? What do you believe in?
Guy 1: Space-Jesus Obi-Wan Kenobi!

by johnny12340 May 13, 2021

joey_wan_kenobi

sexy. hot. cool. funny. beautiful. the person you want to be around because he’s all of these things. he’s the best mutual on planet earth tbh even though he doesn’t find rocket raccoon attractive.

joey_wan_kenobi is sexy as fuck

by gamorasb1tch June 5, 2021

Obi-Wan Kenobi

1. The art of banging high status women, especially high ranking government officials such as prime ministers, senators and former queens.

2. A total Gigachad who gets all the girls.

Anakin: Have you seen Padmé lately?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh you mean my girlfriend?
Anakin: I HATE YOU!!!

by The king of the Doritos March 13, 2026