Banjo-Kazooie Ass

Very easily mistaken as an abnormally painful case of swamp ass, Banjo-Kazooie Ass (BKA) almost exclusively happens when you must taken an unwanted post shower shit. BKA is basically when you shit with a wet ass. This is very painful and feels as if Banjo and Kazooie are jumpin around in your ass doin a little level action.

“bro why you sittin so weird bro”
“bro ive got unreal Banjo-Kazooie Ass rn gotta get comfortable somehow dog”

by Emike5 July 13, 2022

banjo-kazooie

When a lass is blowing you off like a kazoo and snaps your banjo

Have you heard about Scott, some big lass did a banjo-kazooie on him the other night.

by micky217 December 30, 2022

koi kazoo

A kazoo (musical instrument) in the shape of a koi (Japanese fish).

Katrina played the koi kazoo.

by Cinderella Seuss August 30, 2023

see through kazoo

A utensil used to smoke Methamphetamine; aka, glass dick. oil burner, pickle,whistle,twizzle stick.

(phone call) tweeker#1" hey man when you come bring that shit to me, think you can bring me a see through kazoo, i broke mine. ..(tweeker#2)"yeah man cant have you sittin on some dope with no way to smoke it"

by Action Jacksum October 19, 2012

Playing the Devil's Kazoo

Smoking a joint

I hear Tiffany was playing the devil's kazoo after bible study yesterday

by Mr.Fuckernuts June 8, 2018

hooker’s kazoo

An unexpected outbreak of oral sores from a musical origin.

No matter how much you like music, blowing on a Hooker’s Kazoo is NOT worth it.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... except for Hooker’s Kazoo.

I used to stay at the Best Western, until I got Hooker’s Kazoo. Now it’s the Comfort Inn for me.

by Hooker’s Kazoo September 6, 2019

katool

Means 'cat' in Hebrew.

Pet the katool gently!!!!!!!

by JoLlama November 8, 2007