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Rude Kaiser

Simply put, to be rude. The act of impoliteness, douchebaggery, bad-manners, or offensiveness.
That assbutt Richard is a rude kaiser.
by ssj3kei October 4, 2006
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Kaiser Effect

The natural tendancy for a group of people (consisting of more than three) to, at some point during a gathering, become amassed on a bed or bed-like area (a couch, the backseat of a car, possibly even the floor) in a slightly compromising manner.

This is not to be mistaken for an orgy, or anything of the sort. Clothes are (generally) left entirely in place. The only defining characteristic is people lying together.

It has been postulated that this effect is caused by an unknown element residing within our universe. Accepting that any new-found element would be most likely radioactive, the as of yet undiscovered element is thought to contain only a partial proton in its nucleus giving it a fractional atomic number.
Last night, due to the Kaiser effect, we broke my box spring.
by MiKaiser December 1, 2006
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Kaisey

Derivative the name Kaise.

Origin: England.

English meaning: Alert, vigorous.

The name Kaise orginated as an English name. Kaise is most often used as feminine name.

The derivative name Kaisey is used as a feminine name.
You: Do you know Kaisey?
Me: Yes, she that really outgoing girl who's always noticing everything!
by The 1 Who Knows February 2, 2010
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Kaisi

The most fabulous girl in the world, has more sass than anyone else. Doesn't judge people very easily and likes girly and boyish styles mixed together. She's also very friendly and cute ツ
Damn, that girl is a kaisi!
by TangledandFrozen October 9, 2014
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Kaiesha

A sexy queen with perfect eyes. She gets all the guys. Don't mess with her or her friend Nia will kill you. Don't even try. She is attractive to black, yellow and white guys of any age. Super smart and witty, the biggest nerd. Has the best friend.
Wow that girl is such a kaiesha.
by Hr xidncjdjbxu jdb April 13, 2019
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hot ham on a kaiser

The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth.
I almost burned myself when I gave Olivia a Hot Ham On A Kaiser.
by Innocent III April 28, 2005
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Kaiser Roll

Used in response to someone that tells a story that isn't interesting, or holds little value to the audience. Also used when a story ends earlier than expected or is much less interesting than the build-up suggested.
Person 1: "Oh my gosh, so, this one time, I put a dollar in the vending machine and it ate my dollar... I didn't get any snacks"
Person 2: (after a pause) "Kaiser Roll"
by Necrossis November 18, 2009
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