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Clam Slam KaBaam

The explosive version of Clam Slamming in which the vagina is placed on one's face until death occurs, usually to take one's life. Frequently used by female video game players in discord chatrooms.
Clam Slam KaBaam!
by SynnZero January 21, 2022
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Kalama, Washington

A very small town filled with so many fucking stoners that the high school has a drug dog at it ever week. Although, many of the students are self-claimed Jesus freaks that go to church because they think its the "cool" thing to do, although, they usually just got get drunk or have sex after, except for a few who really are Jesus-freaks. Not to mention they only go on Wednesdays to youth group and neglect the fact that Sunday is the real day to celebrate God. If you go to Kalama, then it usually means that your education sucks. The majority are retards and many go on to drop out, especially the vast quantity of emo's that pro-create within the halls. Also, the class of 2010 seemed to have never heard of condoms before since at least 5 girls that year graduated with kids. Although, that trend is continuing on with all the girls, including the majority of 14 year olds who are ending up pregnant, or at least saying they are. Not to mention all the bipolar crazy bitches that go there, watch or or you may get one, the are often darker skinned. That should narrow it down considering it is mainly a town full of white people. Typically, your are going to deal with stuck up christian rich kids, druggies up the ass, emo fags or simply some rednecks. Hell the majority of the town wears romeos. And the majority of the girls are dirty sluts, and the guys are straight up asshole manwhores. So I guess it all fits together right?
Fuck it's those Kalama, Washington bitches again. Oh God.
by ktownwhores November 29, 2011
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Kalami

(n.)
The ancient Eastern art of being able to fold road maps properly.
by Nick March 28, 2003
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kablammy

the noise that is NOT made by a persons head violently burst open by a projectile, but is much more fun to say than "pkchllwishiiiw".
And then the car jumped the flaming pit of recently divorced sharks, and flew right into General Stalin's head, and it as all like KABLAMMY!
by Mr Hermitcrab June 14, 2009
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KABLMAO

An explosion of hysterical laughter.
A KABLMAO is a KABLAMO full of LMAO's.
At football practice some fruit got hit in the face with the ball and the whole team went KABLMAO!
by K.S.K. August 20, 2008
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Kablargen

Used to express anger, irritation, contempt, or disappointment.
Kablargen! I thought my appointment was tomorrow.
by Christopher Buchholz February 2, 2009
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Kalamazoo

kalamazoo, yes its real!! i have been there!!!! it has a nice mall, and its in MICHIGAN!!!!!!! yeah..... and its quite big and it has KVCC! lol, which is a lame ass colege but it works
lets go to the bad side of kalamazoo and get some hookers babe!!!!! CHEAH!
by nikki October 14, 2006
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