A stupid crap who has no life or friends whatsoever. He wants to do a crap ton of things but us too lazy to do them.
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Person 2: no
Person 1: are you fatherless?
Person 2 was last seen at Person 1’s House
Person 2: no
Person 1: are you fatherless?
Person 2 was last seen at Person 1’s House
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