Jurassic Park

Becoming alarmed or surprised by an unexpected aggressive stimuli.

Dude that guy came out of nowhere and totally Jurassic Parked me.

by GConey December 31, 2023

Jurassic Flappers

A cat's wings, simply put.

"What's one thing you're insecure about?" "My massive Jurassic Flappers, why?"

"Teresa please get some help we're all worried."

by Teresasconcernedfriend August 9, 2021

Jurassic Slayer

A Jurassic Slayer are gamers who dress homeless and ride skate board around basketball parks. To identify one you will see them wearing leather boots and odd tops. There food diet is strawberry laces … and that's it. He is also part of the sus squad. They are normally considered TheCrafterKid since they are cunts trying to impress hella bitches. They will go on omegle and thinks its tinder but online. If they catch a glisp of a girl they will become Chris Evans but look homeless and smell like cheese puffs

boy: "ew Jurassic Slayer"
Jurassic Slayer: *starts stomping and breathing in boys face*
boy: "go away"
Jurassic Slayer: " puts leather boots on and throws skateboard*

by andrew brown jr June 30, 2021

Jurassic fight club

THE BEST DINOSAUR DOCUMENTARY OF ALL TIME, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT
THERE'S BLOOD, THERE'S ROARS, THERE'S EXPLOSIONS, ALL OF DAT

A: you wanna watch something educational

B: nah, let's just binge watch jurassic fight club

by Slogokonnor August 27, 2022

The Jurassic Park Challenge

When a woman is on her period, her partner takes her out to the woods. He then proceeds to put on an inflatable T-Rex costume and chase after her. Once he has caught her, he proceeds to fuck her roughly, causing her to bleed. Finally he smears the face of his t rex costume with the blood, and proceeds to roar in the air his success and dominion over his prey.

"Oh man, me and my wife went camping this weekend and did The Jurassic Park Challenge! I was worried we'd attract bears."

by Beardedpiper May 27, 2022

Frosty Jurassic

A stupid crap who has no life or friends whatsoever. He wants to do a crap ton of things but us too lazy to do them.

Frosty Jurassic are too much today. That's all he can do. Eat everything. Stupid bit-

by Frosty Jurassic March 5, 2021

Jurassic cats

Cats that you'd want to put a dart in.

Jurassic cats T shirt if there's not one already- Shoot her, before she gets to the kids!

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021