julio s. facio

A ficticious Hispanic moniker used to indicate the degree to which one is intoxicated (i.e. s-faced. . . s-facio)

"Dude, I'm totally S facio-ed!"
"Are you with julio? Yeah, and we're completely S. Facio-ed!"

by ecc October 3, 2003

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julio dat ho

its while your riding on a airbus and u ask some prostitute about her county and if she has met alot of panamanians; she doesnt care by the look on her face. u look for a bathroom and after u give her the money, you nut in your pants cuz your nervous around females so u just cuddle with her and fall asleep resulting in a loss of wallet/kidney/liver, genitals in tact due to horrendous smell/ant eater appearance because your fat.

julio traveled on an airbus, met some hooker sitting next to him and attempted to build rapport. after feeling sorry for him she took him into the bathroom hence "julio dat ho"

by bssr January 16, 2008

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Julio Vega Alvarez

A person who is retarted and walks like he big dog

Yo you are a Julio Vega Alvarez

O no pero no es por na pero le metimos

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Julio-Down-By-The-Schoolyard

An Hispanic male, usually a laborer or gardener.

The Julio-Down-By-The-Schoolyard that does the lawns didn't show up today. That makes twice this month.

by dannyb April 25, 2005

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julio remero shakone

Nazi Cunt that gets anal from a goose called Jeffrey while using shoe Polish as lube.

"Julio Remero Shakone bums geese"

by Yananisadoyle April 26, 2017

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Julio owes me money

An excuse used when you get caught doing something.

Origin:
RPI student hears something in his apartment when all his roommates are away. He come out of his room to find some guy robbing him. After shouting "what the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck out of my apartment!" the robber says, "Julio owes me money".

When you're screwing a girl who's got a boyfriend and he walks in.
the boyfriend: "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
you (calmly): "Julio owes me money"

by Raffster December 29, 2008

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