Jonny Ando

When the hairs on a male's scrotum stand on end. Often occurs after a long, hard night of vigerous sexual intercourse.
Great night last night Jane, however I have a real bad Jonny Ando!!!
by Glenn Stunt November 14, 2011
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he’s Jonny

A very disrespectful insult to use against someone. These are fighting words. If someone calls you jonny that could mean a couple of things. It could mean you’re a fiend for something or just crazy in general. It also could mean you have 0 rizz and struggle to pull females.
Person 1: Yo bro Im about to spit game to this girl named kate.

Person 2: He’s jonny, you’re gonna fold bruh.
by Javontay March 23, 2022
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Pulling a Jonny

My friend's wife caught him Pulling a Jonny that other night.
by RogerNihlock July 23, 2016
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Jonny and Betty

Popularized in the song of the same title by Meryn Cadell. A type of marriage or relationship between a man and a woman whereby one or both are gay/lesbian, but are together to mask their sexual orientation or keep up an approved appearance for family, friends or other social pressures.
At a Wedding:

girl: Wow, Billy and Sara make a great couple! They're so good together.

guy: Are you nuts?!? Billy's gay, dude! His dad would cut him out of the will if he found out. This is a straight up jonny and betty union.
by 2305jcn September 30, 2011
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Ashtray Jonny

A rapper from Greensboro,NC that makes Great! Music!
Aye you heard that “Ashtray Jonny” ? Hell yea bro I been on that “Ashtray Jonny” !
by Catdogmoneyman May 19, 2022
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Jonny Fly

A 20-year old pro wrestler who got in trouble for throwing a punch at the referee, Hardcore Jerry and now Jerry and Fly are arch rivals. Also known as "Jonny Bug"
Hardcore Jerry: Hey Bug, I'm callin' you out!
Jonny Fly: Go for it, shithead!
(Hardcore Jerry jumps Jonny Fly and the fight begins!)
by Tardy McTard July 30, 2004
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Jonny Empire

Rock musican in band Hempire/Super Jesus In A Party Hat. God, to most men. Sexual Beast to all women.
That asshole jonny empire sucks at music, and has a small dick.
by kingkamayamaya August 14, 2010
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