by the excalibur November 11, 2008
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by happynotgirlfriend May 5, 2013
Get the Jonia mug.A person who worships Jonah Falcon because he has a 13.5 inch dick. Most Jonites only love Jonah because they have an obsession with dick. Jonites are often found with the guy in the room who has the hugest dick and would give anything to have sex with Jonah's living legend.
Angelina: Did you see Anthony over there with a boner I bet his dick is huge
Sandra: I'd love to ride that piece of meat.
Angelina: What about Chris' huge member over there? I need that in my mouth tonight.
Me (Thinking): You two hoes are such Jonites
Sandra: I'd love to ride that piece of meat.
Angelina: What about Chris' huge member over there? I need that in my mouth tonight.
Me (Thinking): You two hoes are such Jonites
by RoyalBish April 10, 2015
Get the Jonite mug.Jonina is a girl who is obsessed with unicorns. She and her friend thinks her english teacher sells her precious magecal unicorns to the black market.
by hellp\p\\jv9ejvep December 4, 2017
Get the jonina mug.a name of a girl, she is stuborn, thinks she is the best at evrything encept athleticism. She has a bad fation well sometimes like maybe once a month she will wear a instyle alfet. But be care full with Jonies cause whene you first meat them they seam nice and fun . Just bewear of a Jonie.
Ushally she wil smile at you or laugh at your jokes to make you think she is a person with a good sence of humor. Jonie is the name of a girl but she is not the girl you want to be hanging out with.
by love running April 9, 2015
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by ChaseTheBag January 3, 2019
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One of the nicest guys you'll ever meet
One of the nicest guys you'll ever meet
by Lunz.The.Savage February 23, 2017
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