The shortened name used by British Prime Minister Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson in an attempt to make him seem less of a clueless, out-of-touch, upper-class twat.
John: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson just gave the hated Dominic Cummings a £40k golden goodbye.
Wendy: who?
John: Boris Johnson.
Wendy: oh yeah - that’s exactly the sort of tone deaf, twattish thing he’d do.
Matthew: did you know that no one knows how many children Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson has fathered?
Lenny: Who? And what sort of ridiculous, pretentious toff name is that ?
Matthew: it’s Boris Johnson’s full name.
Lenny: ah ok, it figures.
Wendy: who?
John: Boris Johnson.
Wendy: oh yeah - that’s exactly the sort of tone deaf, twattish thing he’d do.
Matthew: did you know that no one knows how many children Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson has fathered?
Lenny: Who? And what sort of ridiculous, pretentious toff name is that ?
Matthew: it’s Boris Johnson’s full name.
Lenny: ah ok, it figures.
by A jolly fine fellow January 10, 2021
by Caramel Jackson November 25, 2011
A sneaky pecker, always getting into places he shouldn't be, often times poking several holes a day.
by Johnny Fitswell January 17, 2018
Arguably the best wide receiver on the planet today. Attended Georgia Tech for three years. Won the Biletnikoff (best WR) award his junior year. A top 5 pick in the draft. Also referred to as "The Truth".
by WBT January 24, 2007
by Johnson Richard October 15, 2013
A blonde haired rapper/singer who is 1/2 of Jack and Jack and is super dirty. Was once part of MagCon and has super cool friends including Jake Foushe Jack Gilinsky Nash Grier and Shawn Mendes. Also is a sex God
Girl 1: OMG HAVE YOU DOWNLOADED JACK AND JACKS NEW EP CALIBRASKA?
Girl 2: YASS AND JACK JOHNSONS RAPPING IS SO DOPE
Girl 2: YASS AND JACK JOHNSONS RAPPING IS SO DOPE
by Bringitback4shawn July 25, 2015
The legendary Booty Warrior of the Kentucky maximum penitentiary systems. Fleece Johnson was most active in destroying booty's during the 70's and 80's, when prison security was more lax. The Booty Warrior told reporters the importance of a man's butt in the prison system, and how it's importance supersedes even that of water and food. He is known for his straight forward advances toward young booties that catch his eye. During his prime, not even the security guards were invulnerable to his sexual desires.
Fleece Johnson: "You come here. Ima tell you what. I like ya...and I want cha...and uh, we can do this this the easy way or the hard way. It's your choice."
Anal Virgin Inmate: Yes.
Anal Virgin Inmate: Yes.
by Jman1928 December 22, 2010