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John Cena's Wife

When you have no friends and you think someone is fat and ugly, you call them John Cena's Wife and they get sad and commit Oof in Roblox, btw your dad left you for the milk store.
Me: You are John Cena's wife
You: OOF
by Tah and Om are racist brats December 14, 2020
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John McCain's Syndrome

A strange disorder that you have been tortured for nine years as a POW and cannot lift your hands above your head.
Cop: "Put your hands on your head!"

Man: "I can't... I have John McCain's Syndrome!"
by Some random hippie's horse? January 25, 2009
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john oliver's english dictionary

a mediocre or unsatisfying handjob
that john oliver's english dictionary has left me unsatisfied
by Manthing007 December 11, 2008
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John Kerry's

flip flops (as in the shoes)
Before going to the beach, she put on her John Kerry's.
by Mimo H. October 1, 2005
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john travolta's birthday

Celebrating "John Travolta's Birthday" refers to any time you party too hard the night before you're supposed to be somewhere or do something important... thereby making that task much more difficult with a big hangover.
I would have been in much better shape for my hockey game today if I wasn't out celebrating John Travolta's Birthday last night.
by Stormchild72 December 26, 2016
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John Cena’s nightmare

Wren you hookup with a girl and don’t see her then the next morning you realize it’s a guy
I just had a John Cena’s nightmare it scared my life
by Shira November 1, 2020
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John B’s Cannabis Farm

A farm with cannabis, THC Vapes, hashish, edibles, tobacco, Nicotine Vapes, MDMA, and more.
Wanna go down to John B’s Cannabis Farm (John B’s) to go hit some bud?
by JohnBsApproach December 30, 2023
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