jizzmazing

an adjective used to describe something exceptionally pleasing; amazing, orgasmic

I can't stop eating this chocolate; it's so jizzmazing!

by Agent N59 February 28, 2006

jizzmopper

someone who cleans the windows of the nudy booth, see definition of nudy booth

"That jizzmopper makes alot of money!"

by crackman April 17, 2003

Jizzums

Idioms that deals with jizzing. Preferably when not intended to do so... like in the pants, or while walking in the park. See example.

Hey Steve, your pants "came" out wet.. get it? Get it? Hardy har har and a big fat cigar?

Yeah Bob, I get it... nice jizzums... U turdburgler.

Ey yo dude! I just jizzumed all over your mom's fzzace!

Uh, I don't think you understand what a jizzum is bro.

by Chief Slapaho June 5, 2013

Jizzmocha shake

while ramming someone in the parstinkin, u climax at the same time they are releasing there bowels. (may be later enjoyed as a frothy beverage, or thrown on face of the female participant)

While ordering at Arby's, ask the kind black woman behind the counter if they sell, Jizzmocha shakes.

by B J N February 27, 2008

jizzmopper

A figurative term, based on the primary definition, for a man who takes responsibility for his wife's/girlfriend's child from another relationship.

"She was a nice enough girl, but she's got a kid whose dad doesn't help. I want kids of my own, but why should I clean up some other guy's mess? I've never been a jizzmopper."

by XenophonJ September 24, 2009

jizzmin

a girl who loves jizz in her face

did you see jizzmin walking down the street shes such a slu

by baklau June 15, 2010

jizzmonger

A person who's gagging for sperm.

Kathy is such a jizzmonger, she just can't get enough! It's like a jizzwhale's appetite for spunkton.

by Spazmoz May 22, 2008