Space Battle of Jerusalem

(n.)A war taking place approximately 14 light years above what we now know as Jerusalem. The war is as gruesome as it is distant as it is in space.
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(v.) The act of punching a rabbi in the nose.

“Hey you hear about that Space Battle of Jerusalem?”
“Oy vey, that meshuggener didn’t know what hit ‘em.”

by TheSmudge January 14, 2018

Jerusalem

An extremely cool town in the middle of the State of Israel, with lots of mountain air to breathe. Apart from the Old city, where all the holy places are, there's the pedestrian zone with all the pubs and bars and judaica stores.

Check out Jerusalem!

by Natsla September 5, 2009

jerusalem sand slappers

sandles that arabs , and middleastern people wear , deserts + sand = jerusalem sand slappers

could be anyone in flip flops and sandles tooo

get on his jerusalem sand slappers

by stylin101 November 4, 2009

good jerb

Slang for "good job". Usually used when another party is fishing for a compliment, or in a manner that indicates the speaker believes a less-than-optimal job was done. A continuation from jerb.

"Hey, I finished coding the payment screen in 10 minutes."

"GOOD JERB!! Now get back to work."

by The Colonel2 December 2, 2013

Sweet juices of Jerusalem

A way to acknowledge awesomeness. Like saying "Awesome!" - just better.

Dude 1: Oh my god, last night when I came home from town I had some badass midnight munchies, you know what I did?
Dude 2: No dude, what did you do!?
Dude 1: I went to the fridge.. opened it.. and in it I found two steaks and half a chocolate-cake! Such loot!
Dude 2: Sweet juices of Jerusalem, I must say, that is some badass loot for the serious muncher!

by Dallester November 12, 2009

jerusalem cruisers

Birkenstock sandals.

Look at that hippie in his jerusalem cruisers

by jenjens July 16, 2008

jerby

To know more than there is to know...

I ain't gonna study, I'm feelin' all jerby.

by ken March 17, 2005