Of course I didn't use a condom. I left her on the bed with a towel and a fresh batch of naval jelly
by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
A Scottish term coined by a Mr. McLean meaning cum, jizz, semen, spunk, baby gravy, DNA yogurt, pork mayo, the baldmans tears or hotdog flavoured water.
by WrongTurtleDove March 14, 2014
A particularly wet fart, can also be accompanied by surprise diarrhea, usually occurring as a sign of needing to go poo.
by PooBumJellyFartWee May 19, 2011
When a girl's pussy lips are so fat and puffy that they flop around and wiggle like jelly. May be a naturally meaty puss or extremely engorged from the use of a pussy pump.
by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017
"I am helly jelly that she is going to my favorite band's concert. I'm going to badmouth her on facebook.
by feefiefoanna January 30, 2009