Jeffrey

A Jeffrey is a dude who has the ability to make sure that he is not only a few words from pissing someone off but at the same time is probably unaware that not everyone is not as capable to accept that he is just trying be funny and mask his feelings of unsurety of his choices in life Jeffrey should be in every one's home everyone should have one he is just a joy to have as a friend and will always be a straight shooter and look forward to seeing you and will always be there when you need him and loves love only if you want him to show his ass u have to do is say is bet your sweet ass and he is game loves to see things what they are not for the bullshit other see it .is a pleasure to have in your town and a good persont to talk to has a wonderful memory and if he's not to high and ignore 54 minute of an hour conversation weird huh can be known as a little bit gareish loves to cuddle and listen to music or just watch Netflix while giving the best body rubdown if your lucky enough to get the magic hands 😉 wants to be more than the bummin bummer life he has been down for a few days short of wtf are r u serious good time gone gooder and will always love you but hardley likes you ever lol and known to be a jerk with the ability to make it like you are really doing a good job and I would say if you get lucky to scoop him up it will be more than you thought and loves it when it all goes with a good friend and some cookie eating 😁 knows how to get through life with least resistance

Man that Jeffrey is definitely a good example of what he is just ask him he will tell you duh

by Jeffo bodine April 5, 2020

Jeffrey (joint)

A cannabis joint laced with opium, heroin, methadone, morphine, peyote, and angel dust.

"When the world gives you a Jeffrey (joint), stroke the furry wall".
-Aldous Snow

by benny blanco187 August 23, 2011

Jeffrey Dahmer

A cocktail consisting of gin and vodka, preferably bottom shelf. When an umbrella and a splash of cranberry is added, it becomes an Andrew Cunanan.

Barkeep, I'll take a Jeffrey Dahmer, neat. Thank you.

by Pu$$yLorde December 12, 2015

Jeffray

A living organism that has fall in love to Janice for exactly 5 years. This living organism has the ability to reproduce so-called G-HORMONES when his ass is 0.5m above ground level, G-HORMONES increase one's arouse-ment rate (AR) by 5cm/s. This organism is a symbolism of "hard working but never works=HWNW" which was one of predominant philosophical concept of Dr.Momo during the 70s.
"Jeffray" can be used anytime, any where.

Dr.Momo: Hey, man, why could i never get her?
Mr. V: Jeffray~~~

Dr.Momo:That teacher, sighs... fail at teaching
Mr.V: shit
Dr.Momo: wtf?
Mr.V: Jeffray~~~

by Dr. Momo November 20, 2012

Jeffy

A lovable harmless goof, you can control, and who is at the mercy of your whims, who is available to you sexually, emotionally and financially, at any moment of the day.

I was feeling so lonely after my boyfriend dumped me, I felt unttractive, unwanted and broke. So I called my friend Steve, who is a totally "Jeffy", to take me out, listen to my problems and pay for me. Although he gets very aggressive at the end of the night and I feel, given the opporuntity he would rape me, I still feel safe around him.

by Alan S. April 21, 2008

Jeffrey Alan woods

Jeffrey alan woods or jeff the killer is real and you can't say otherwise

Jeffrey alan woods will murder me

by Joffre a lane forest July 20, 2020

Jeffrey Combs

Another 80s horror badass and boss actor that's known for playing Herbert West from Re-Animator, who loves his fans. One of the biggest icons ever next to Robert Englund.

Guy 1: My guy, I just met Herbert West himself!

Guy 2: Jeffrey Combs?!

Guy 1: You better believe it, BITCH!

by Jerome Valeska aka Joker June 28, 2021