Jartapotmous

the jartapotomous is something that inhabitates the Fox Chapel area. He is originally from Q'doba, Waterworks but has been seen lately at the Pittsburgh Field Club and Fox Chapel Golf Club. He eats mostly gypsy tears and burrittos. Many think he is a hippotamous but only a close relative. One of the many hobbies of the jartapotomous is Halo Reach.

The team was playing well untill the saw a Jartapotmous.

by The SSA Captain October 9, 2010

Jantzed

To initiate intense pleasure to ones life partner.

Jeff: "You Jantzed the hell out of me last night Brian!"
Brian: "I know I did friend.....now go wash the fucking dishes!"

by BVatose January 19, 2011

jarszam

A tactical retard, a gay mercenary butt pirate, that is often confused by the simplest tasks, jarszams are sometimes found following herds of fat chicks, when not being laughed at by everyone. Has a bugout bag full of tampons buttplugs and dildos .LOSER!!!!!

Look at that Jarszam playing airsoft, what a loser

by Cole jarszams lover November 14, 2013

jartley

Kid who mixes both first and second name together

First name Jordan, Last name Hartley COMBINED = Jartley

by BrokeassBitch January 9, 2015

Jurtz

The way in which people react, verbally, physically and mentally, to an awkward situation often resulting in an even more awkward situation.

I jurtzed and told the lady at Subway "You too" when she said "Enjoy your meal"

by Teammuffin May 18, 2015

Jart

To fart in jean shorts

I totally just Jarted

by WeekOldRavioli August 5, 2015

jartis

A bunch of cunts.
Like a group of cunts.

Those people are a jartis.

by ASavageSmug June 20, 2016