Jar Kissing

The act of using a jar as a kissing medium. On one side of the jar a kisser has their mouth wide open around the closed side of the jar (the bottom), the other kiss-e has the open side and uses their tongue to lick and fog up the jar all the while the couple looks each other deeply in the eyes.

Did you hear that Rochelle and Javier were caught Jar Kissing? WHAT. A. SLUT.

by the master of tongue July 30, 2012

Jar Jar Lames

A combination of two names; both horrific; Jar Jar Binks and Lames (someone who's name is James, but is intensely lame). This is one of the most ultimate insults one can give to someone named James.

James, why are we going bowling? Stop being Jar Jar Lames.

by Foot2Face August 1, 2016

Jar your agates

Heard in the 1950's in Cleveland Ohio. Means to upset someone. AKA bust your balls.

I don't want to jar your agates. This really jars my agates.

by Clevelandgirl March 27, 2017

Jar cricket

A meth-whore that goes from meth cook to meth cook fucking them for the meth they make.

Man that girl just a jar cricket bro, only reason she there caz you cooking that shit.

by Quentin E February 18, 2018

Jar-Jar Binks

Someone who talks shit that no one can understand, and is always the but of the joke. They are also very clumsy and somehow manage to get their tongue caught in everything.

Dude 1: Have you seen the new kid, Jerry?
Dude 2: Yeah, i have. Not to be offensive, but he is a jar-jar binks.

by someone on the date of : October 24, 2018

Jar oats

The legendary jar of oats only eaten by one specific epic individual who teaches 10th grade geometry.

Oh, your eating jar oats, you can't do that you're unqualified!

by The most Epic gamer October 26, 2018

jar beer

A craft, arty, hipster overpriced self-righteous beer. Usually an IPA. Best served in a jar.

“Look at this double imperial IPA. That’s such a jar beer!”

by traplord&lady February 12, 2021