jamaican beef party

A gay orgy that takes place while raggae music is playing.

Dude, last night when I got back to my apartment I saw my room mate and a bunch of guys having a Jamaican beef party in my room.

by Blue Smalls November 16, 2013

Fakey Jamaikey

Blacks who try to act Jamaican, but actually aren't. Mostly used on TV or for musical purposes. For example, Miss Cleo: psychic advisor and tarot card reader.

I'm NOT going to that fake mind-reader with you. She's a total fraud, a fakey jamaikey, y'know? You're just throwing your money away......

by Bangboy December 30, 2009

jamaican ninja

A deity of unspeakable power. Kicks ass to the sweet sounds of Bob Marley.

Mr.Smith was driving in his car when he was waylaid by a jamaican ninja.

There's a little jamaican ninja in all of us.

by The Mahster April 6, 2004

Jamaican patois

Jamaican Patwa {or Patois) is a so-called creole language. A "creole" is a language that has been influenced by others. In the case of Jamaican patois, the influences have come from French, Spanish, Arawak, Twi and many others.

Up until today, speaking creole has been widely regarded as "inferior", which is why Jamaican Patois has no convention for spelling and grammar. Thus you can spell it anyway you want it. For instance "brother" can be spelled "bradda", "breda" or "bretha", which only adds to the confusion. Modern dub poets like Linton Kwesi Johnson have taken it as far as spelling nearly every single word alternatively, even when the pronunciation is the same. E.g.: "one another" he spells "wananada".

There are many other varieties of patois, like Haitian patois, Santa Lucia patois, Louisiana patois etc.

Example of Shakira's Un Poco de Amor
lyrics Jamaican Patois verses:

Roots and creation com'again! / So mi guardian, mi guardian mi liff up di plana / Now everybody ago do dis one / Like in down di Caribbean / San Andrés, Providence Island / Liffit up, Mekit nuff affliction / Say goodbye to di worse segregation / Dis a di cage of di new generation / Liffit up to di high revelation

by Dino March 13, 2005

Jamaican

People who are very nice, they have cool accents and dont always smoke weed or ganja. Jamaicans are heavily stereotyped as people with accents who always say "rasta", "mon", "wha'kwan" and cant speak English. The most heavilly stereotyped aspect of the Jamaican race is that that smoke/deal in weed or ganja. They usually dont and you are an dumb asshole if you think so. Jamaicans are also stereotyped for their accent and are used as drug dealers in movies and video games. We need to stop learning from that shit and face the real facts, i know many Jamaicans and they are awesome.

Bastiaan: Hey dude, im Jamaican!
Paul: Im British, oh shit man! Dont try to slit my throat or sell me any ganja!
Bastiaan: Brethren, dont stereotype my you shit.

by FlyingFortress September 8, 2009

jamaican woodbine

A cannabis Cigarette

A Jamaican woodbine in the car park beforehand gets me through!

by Brittastic! March 7, 2016

jamjamj

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She literally produces quality content unlike the rest of you scumbags that call uRsElves editors 🤮

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by my.ass_lice.is.deliciouso October 17, 2019